Jordana’s tits make up for a lousy movie

I wouldn’t even begin talking about the plot of this Jordana Brewster movie as a quick excuse to segue easily into her nude scene. The movie’s called The Invisible Circus, and even the dude who edited its Wiki page probably found the story dull too that he didn’t give enough details, hence my equally dismissive stance on the plot. Short version: I haven’t seen the movie, the wiki page was unhelpful, no summary here, end of story. ANYWAY. The only reason the movie deserves mentioning is because of Jordana Brewster’s hot, albeit brief titty flashing nude scene. If your eyes aren’t easily deceived by the fake pictures I posted earlier, then here are tits as real as they come, and they get in on a bit of, er, implied action too.

From the look of the movie, Jordana’s role seems to be a far cry from her badass character in The Fast and the Furious, but this still earns an approving nod from our dicks because she’s at least a couple of garments nakeder here. You don’t really see a titty and grade it accordingly (unless it’s flatter than a savannah on a windless day), but we’re lucky Jordana Brewster’s boobs are amply sized enough to warrant a good groping from us, her fans. I just don’t get how she, along with every celebrity chick out there, can show her tits and not her pussy, too. I mean, it’s just a bit more flesh to show, so why not go all the way? I’d show my dick any time if it means pleasing the ladies, but as it stands, I’m not a celebrity with movies as an excuse to take my shirt off.

For a guy who just wants to see some titties, I tend to say too much, huh? So. Nuff said. Here’s Jordana Brewster’s tits, and hand me back my club while I resume my manly grunts and dull one-liners.

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